24 Oceans...

I have an addictive personality. I've recognized this about myself. I've known for some time. I've never drank or done drugs, so my addictions have always manifested themselves in different ways. For instance, in 2004, I became addicted to the television show 24. After 1 3/4 seasons, I thought I had escaped when I moved to San Diego from Orange County. But, as Michael Corleone once said, "Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in." This past Sunday night, I was pulled back in... hard.

Here's everything you need to know about 24: Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer is the most heroic human being who has ever lived. He has done more for our country in five days than Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK, and Ronald Reagan could have done in a lifetime if they were on Red Bull.

In honor of The Greatest American Hero, here are some things from around the internets to help you become better acquainted with Jack...

  • Random facts about Jack Bauer here
  • and here

  • "What I've Learned"
  • by Jack Bauer from the January 2007 issue of Esquire

  • "About Me" on Jack Bauer's Friendster Profile
  • from McSweeney's

  • Jack Bauer: "Damn It!"

  • A Jack-tion Figure

  • Jack Bauer Kill Count

  • Jack dressed as Jesus for Halloween:

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