Don't Make Me Show You the Napkin...

When I was in college, I told my friend, Becca, that I had an idea for a movie.

Here it is:
The movie would start at a wedding and focus in on the best man. You see, he used to go out with the bride. But it didn't work out. We find out that every girl that he dates goes on to marry the very next guy she goes out with. He would then meet the girl of his dreams. But, now that our hero knows about his curse (which is a gift to others) he knows that he can't go out with her, or he'll lose her. So he comes up with all kinds of excuses to avoid dating her. All the while she is falling in love with him. Romantic comedy ensues... By the way, I had this idea because it's my life story. Seriously...

Well, it turns out that, much like my iPod, my idea was stolen. I just saw this trailer for a movie called Good Luck Chuck, starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba. Same plot + sex and Jessica Alba in her underwear.

Editor's Note: Wait... did I say they stole my idea? I meant made better. Just kidding Mom.

So, congratulations Dane Cook. You're about to make a billion dollars off of my life...