What Are You Thinking...

I had a friend in college and an ex-girlfriend who would always ask me what I was thinking. This actually bugged me quite a bit as it made me feel as though I wasn't allowed to have my own private thoughts. Editor's Note: Besides, if they knew that I was actually thinking about ninjas, Spider-man, or food then I would probably have been accused of not paying attention. Anyway, this past week has brought on many thoughts that I would actually like to share with you, the reader. So, with that, I give you a peek behind the curtain into "What I'm Thinking"...

Does anyone remember Burger Buddies from Burger King? They were two little burgers that were attached and kind of looked like a figure 8?

It seems like a cruel twist of fate that my new DVR's time is set 58 seconds ahead of what the real time is. This has caused me to miss the ending of Heroes and The Office this week. Now I have to manually set the start and stop time every time I want to record something. Bummer...

Perception is definitely reality, not necessarily truth, just reality.

Uncle Sam hates me.

I want to write a book. I already know who I'm going to dedicate it to, and who I'm going to thank in it. Now, I just have to figure out the subject...

In life, the best friends are the ones that you aren't afraid to fight with. I think if you feel comfortable enough to fight with somebody, it means you no longer feel insecure in the relationship. This, to me, communicates that true love is present. I have a couple of these friends and I will do anything for them. I hope they know who they are...

I wish that I had a mentor.

Some people never answer their phone.

I hate when I go all "Josh" on something, and then find out that I misunderstood. This happened this week and I am left embarassed, hurt, and confused. I'm going to do everything I can to not let this happen again.

I need new shoes... And sandals.