Here are some problems I have with advertising your law services for the dissolution of matrimony on the side of a van:
1) When you advertise your law practice on the side of a van, it makes you look cheap. People might be led to believe that your business isn't doing so well and that you can't afford classier places to advertise. Places like a bus stop bench, a poster in the window of a tattoo parlor downtown, or on the scoreboard of a WNBA game (David Hughes knows what I'm talking about).
2) Oh, I get it. You're trying to be clever. You're advertising the speed of your services using a motor vehicle because motor vehicles are fast. But, you picked a VW van, a vehicle not commonly associated with speed. May I make a few suggestions for faster vehicles on which to advertise your classy services? I don't care if you answer yes or no. Here's the list: