5/04/2008

Body Double 25: Charlotte's Web...

While I was home in SC this week, I had the distinct pleasure of watching LOST on my friend, Micah's, rather large HD TV. This, of course, was a joy. Except, every time Rebecca Mader, who plays Charlotte (one of the freighter folk), came on screen I couldn't help being reminded of something that scared the underoos off of me when I was a kid.

So, here's the Body Double: I think Rebecca Mader looks like Rocky Dennis, as portrayed by Eric Stoltz in the movie Mask.

Now, before you say how I'm a "terrible person", or accuse me of "not having a soul", or saying how "beautiful" she is, or how Rocky Dennis "saved you from a burning building while simultaneously curing you of polio", let me go ahead and say that I don't think Rebecca's a bad looking lady. I think she's kind of pretty. I just think she looks a little too much like Rocky for me to be able to hang out with her.

If you still think I'm crazy, tune in this Thursday night and try to think about anything else. I think we've got a Body Double...

4 comments:

Puddles said...

dude, I had nightmares for weeks after watching Mask.

Sarah said...

that's just gross.

Ben Teoh said...

ha! classic. To be honest, I'm not a big fan of her character.

Luke St.Hilaire said...

the peak of tv disgustingness history was when she passed out from that one nose bleed, and fell forward

i'll just come out and say it. she's gross, and i hope they exchange her for libby somehow