This posed a particularly specific kind of emergency for me, as I'm somewhat of a creature of habit. So, I knew I'd have to search the stores for my favorite brand: Safeguard. After going to 2 Targets and a Wal-Mart, my search yielded no results. So I stood at a crossroads: Do I go without until I can find it, or do I choose a new brand of soap?
Being a hygienic person, I decided it was time to choose a new soap. After scouring the soap aisle for hours, I decided that this would be my soap of choice: Dial For Men: Blue Grit.
It has everything a man could look for in a soap:
You can keep you fruity girly soaps like Dove, Ivory, and Zest. I've got Dial for Men.
I feel more manly already...