10/30/2008

A Public Service: Halloween...

Many of you will be hitting the streets (or parties or church functions) tomorrow night for Halloween. Since you don't want to show up wearing the same costume as someone else, I'd like to offer some alternatives to what the crowd is sure to be sporting...

Word on the street is that Heath Ledger's Joker from this summer biggest event, "The Dark Knight" will be the most worn costume this year. Why stick with what everyone else is doing? Why not try another DC Comics hero? May I suggest Arm Fall Off Boy. You're sure to impress and would have a method of protecting yourself from any neighborhood bullies looking to steal your candy...

I've already seen pictures of at least 4 girls I know at Halloween parties dressed as Sarah Palin. I'm sure that approximately 57% of girls everywhere are going to think that they'll be the first to think of this already obvious costume choice. As another option, might I suggest Tina Fey. She's just as good looking, just as brunette, and people will probably think you're more clever... Editor's Note: Plus, It won't require much of a switch from the Palin costume you've already purchased.

Halloween isn't just about candy. It's also about impressing the opposite sex with how clever/relevant/hot you are. That's why some of you guys might be tempted to dress as the hero of Stephanie Myers' best selling book and upcoming movie, Twilight. But seriously, why go with the flow? Why not try another vampire from the movies? Eddie Murphy's Vampire In Brooklyn will be sure to provide you with enough of an obscure pop culture reference that all of your friends will think you're a genius at irony...

You're welcome. Now go make me proud...

1 comment:

John Snyder said...

I'm going as protractor beard man