12/05/2008

I'm the Neil Armstrong of Candy Bars...

In my entire life, I've never seen anyone eat a normal sized Mr. Goodbar. Ever...

I've only seen them eat the Mr. Goodbar that comes in the package of Hershey's Miniatures.

And so, on my way to Dillon's two nights ago, I decided to make a stop at 7-11. I, of course, got my usual drink: a vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper. But I also decided that I would boldly go where no one has gone before. So I bought a full size Mr. Goodbar!

And I ate the whole thing...

So America, make a note. I, Joshua Treece, am the first man to ever eat a full sized Mr. Goodbar. That's one small bite for me, but one giant... bite... for... well, me...

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