2/16/2009

FACT: Volume 1...

Over the past few weeks I've noticed that whenever I want to emphasize the importance of something (or emphasize the importance of my opinion of it), I begin my declaration with "FACT". I, of course, accept these things as truth regardless of their actual veracity. A concept that's known as "truthiness". Editor's Note: Thank you Stephen...

I decided that these nuggets of wisdom deserved a home. So I'll be collecting them here, in yet another ongoing post series called (and I know the originality of this title will blow your mind) "FACT". And while each volume may vary in length, it will never vary in truthiness or in its ability to change your life from here to the end of time...

So let's stop wasting time and start stating the obvious...

  • FACT: Keenan Thompson is not, nor has he ever been, funny...

  • FACT: Sayid is Batman...

  • FACT: Light Hawaiian Punch with Splenda is my new favorite drink...

  • FACT: Pineapple makes everything better...

  • FACT: Eatting ice cream out of the carton with a man spoon is awesome...

  • FACT: No bagel is better than Bagels & Brew's Hawaiian Bagel...
  • 3 comments:

    "D" said...

    FACT: There is no place like home

    Especially if it's -

    THE GOOD OLE SOUTH

    "D"

    Rick said...

    I'm a fan of Keenan Thompson. Think he's doing a decent job following in Tim Meadows' and Garret Morris' footsteps. Just sayin'.

    Trent Andreas said...

    FACT: these will be awesome.